Welcome to the Oldie House, house 8. This is Simnano update #3!
Romance/Popularity – Woohoo 20 Different Sims
Family/Romance – Become a Professional Party Guest (Nope)
Herb: Entertain, Invite someone over, talk, meet someone new, buy a fridge, play with.
Coral: Be friends with John (Burb), buy a fridge, talk, get a job in oceanography, play with, entertain.
They both want to do some social interactions, so they start by playing with each other.
Coral: Why are you being disgusting? I hate dirty jokes, you old pervert!
Herb: You’re such an OLD prude.
Coral: I don’t love you anymore!
Herb: No! I don’t love YOU anymore first!
Herb: Immediately wishes to fall in love with Coral again.
I bought them a fridge. Maybe now they have something better to talk about. Coral immediately replaces the completed fridge want with falling in love with Herb.
Herb: So, an apology and a flirt and you love me again?
Coral: For now.
They end up doing what Romance sims do best.
Then the welcome wagon showed up. Nina Caliente, and Faith and Herbert Goodie. Why they made Herb and Herbert, I’ll never know.
Herbert: Yep, just as saggy as Faith’s.
Coral: You sweet talk you.
Faith: Holy fuck! Did you just grab Nina’s ass?
Nina: Let’s do that again!
Eventually Herb and Nina got it on in the bedroom much to Coral’s dismay. She was keeping busy downstairs and outside, but still caught on to what was happening.
Coral actually got a job and now randomly calls people she barely knows to stock up friends.
Coral: So, Herbert. I really want to make Herb jealous. Can we fake flirt?
Herbert: I’m not sure I want anything to do with this.
Coral: Oh c’mon. What could ever go wrong?
Faith: Oh for fucks’ sake! Now I am going to have to spend weeks and weeks running by here kicking the garbage and stealing the newspaper.
Coral: Boohooooo! This backfired. Herb didn’t even care! Wahhhhh!
Coral: Get the fuck back here and let me apologize, you old bitty!
Oh and Coral got invited on an outing, and we had to say yes.
Don is there with a few randos and Jennifer Burb.
Don: Well, hey there hot stuff!
Christy: Fancy seeing you here, Donny.
Don: No. Never call me that again.
Don immediately heads over and flirts with her.
Jennifer heads straight for the bar. If I had triplets at home, I’d head to the bar too. I just hope she remembers that she’s pregnant.
Don: Holy shitcakes! Did you seriously just grab my ass?
Coral: I want public woohoo and you’re just the whore to gimme it.
This is the lady who instigated the whole casual outing. I’m not sure if she’s a Diva or just wants to be her. She totally wishes she could replace Coral in the photo booth.
Coral: Thanks for the screw, Don.
Don: Must. Bathe. In. Bleach.
Don is used as her first kiss through ACR.
I then panned back over and found Don and Patricia Wan coming out of the photo booth.
He must have wanted a public woohoo of is own?
Rose: If only I wasn’t happily married.
Nina wants to get back in Coral’s good graces and apologizes a lot.
Then she heads to Herb’s new hot tub.
Herb gets rid of that want.
A lot of time is spent with Herb and Coral at their jobs trying to stockpile money. The rest of the time is working their relationship, which is now in the positive.
Every time Faith runs up to do something, Coral apologizes. I have no clue if it’s helping though.
It’s to the point that the only way for them to get their 5 wants done is to have dates. They stay platinum this way.
Herb gets a bonus at his job.
Coral won’t leave the hot tub unless she’s at work or asleep.
Things are back on track and they are now just using each other for the woohoo wants.
I then realize that when they got jobs, they got adult ones and not elder ones. *shrug* I may extend their lives for a bit so they can actually complete their aspirations.
Herb makes the friends during the day for promotions and Coral does the same during the evenings.
Herb: Well, we survived the round and now it’s time for one last woohoo.
And that’s how we leave them.
The ending wants are easy: Woohoo here, woohoo there, woohoo everywhere.
Simnana 2020 Tally: 759 words/ 41 pics
Overall Tally: 2, 652 words/145 pics