Welcome to Goth Mansion. This is our first visit with the richest family in town.
Mortimer Goth – Knowledge/Fortune – Marry off two children (changed from a career based LTW)
Mortimer wants to go swimming, get a skill point, get a medical job and see a ghost.
Cassandra Goth – Family/Pleasure – Become a Celebrity Chef
Cass wants a creativity point, tell an inside joke, get engaged to Darren (o.O) and have a baby.
Alexander Goth – Child –
Alex wants to hug Cass, get an A+, get a logic point and buy a lemonade stand.
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Cassandra knew that the only thing Don found her attractive for was her bank account. She broke off their engagement right at the altar.
Don: Mr, Goth–
Mortimer: Don’t even bother. That daughter of mine has finally come to her senses. She finally grew a backbone and dumped your cheating ass. You may leave now and never return.
Mortimer had a meeting with his lawyer and got the Prenup all printed out. He told Dina she could sign it or not, he didn’t care, but Victor would be raised the way a proper Goth should be.
It didn’t take a rocket scientist to decide what was or was not a good idea and soon Dina had signed the paperwork. Mortimer didn’t even bother with a wedding.
Mortimer: I’m too old to be standing around outside waiting for guests and servants to get their shit together.
Dina could care less. She finally landed herself a rich sim. As long as she stuck around until he kicked the bucket, she’d be okay.
Alexander hated the new stepmom, but he adored his new little brother.
Mortimer waited impatiently as Dina got Victor to potty and talk. The airline taxi was outside waiting and he was ready for a much needed honeymoon.
He didn’t tell Dina that he hit some elixir before he booked the flight though.
Mortimer; Will someone get that goddman school bus out of the way? I don’t want to miss my flight.
Dina: Maybe you should wake that lazy little brat of yours up and get him on the bus?
Mortimer: I think you should be careful how you speak of my heir. Once I’m gone, he’ll control ALL the money.
How dare that floozy call him a little brat. Everyone knew he was the most well-behaved kid in town….thought the boy currently hiding in the very back of the van.
Checking in, Mortimer was still chuckling under his breath. Dina had turned a horrible shade of purple when she realized that Alex had crashed their honeymoon.
Alexander: Boo, you gold digger! You suck!
Alex: Dad, dad! I heard about a furry man that lives in a hidden area! Can we go? Can we!?
Mortimer: Anything for you, my boy.
The quest for Bigfoot took father and son all over Three Lakes. They had the best time together. Alex was secretly glad that Dina was still pouting like a baby back at the hotel.
That first night, Mortimer and Alexander fell exhaustedly into sleep. They didn’t even bathe first! Sadly, they had no luck finding Bigfoot.
Dina, left alone all day like forgotten luggage, soon realized that she better be nice to the stupid kid. Just her luck, he would hate her and kick her out when the old fart kicked the bucket.
It was Dina who heard from some guy who heard it from some other guy, that you had to have a treasure map. Mortimer and Dina dug and dug and dug and fucking dug. FOR HOURS! Dina’s arms hurt, she smelled bad and she was starving.
But damned if she didn’t find the map before Sir Crustypants!
Alexander: Thanks, Dina. I can’t wait to meet him!
Dina; You can call me mom, you know. I won’t mind.
Alexander: Seriously? And piss my real mom off? I don’t think so.
Dina: Your mom is dead, Alex. Your dad said so.
Alexander: And you believed him? HAHAHAHAHA!
Mortimer couldn’t believe this was really happening. Bigfoot was real?
Alexander: My life is almost complete! Now I just need to meet aliens and I can die happy!
Alexander found out that his name is Theodore. They chatted and played catch together.
Alexander: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
It was so good in fact, that Alex wanted to bring him home.
Mortimer: You are too young to be inviting strangers into our home, Alex.
Theodore: Did you just pee all over my hut?
Dina: A word of this to anyone and you’re dead.
Mortimer was more refined. He waited until he got back to the hotel to have his accident.
Maid: HAHA! The old coot pissed himself.
Concierge: HOUSEKEEPING!
While Alexander bathed and ate, Mortimer thought up ways he could help the boy out.
Mortimer: Me and the boy wanted to know if you would like to move in with us.
Of, course, he said yes.
Dina: So, the goal is for me to get pregnant again and hopefully usurp your position.
Alexander: Good luck with that.
Mortimer and Alexander decided that they had enough excitement and were ready to leave. Dina, was just happy to get back to civilization.
After the journey, Dina got back to Victor and taught him to walk, just as her carpool showed up. She had hoped to quit her job and be a stay-at-home mom, but Mortimer was all about hard work and earning your keep.
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Cassandra honestly couldn’t remember what she saw in Don. He was such a loser! Now, Darren, on the other hand, was a stud muffin. She sure hoped he felt the same way.
I think he does.
They tied the knot in the foyer, while she was still in her underwear. She couldn’t wait until they could start a family.
Darren: Just so you know, Mr. Goth, I love your daughter, not your money. We will be moving into our own home at the end of the week.
Mortimer: There’s no rush, Darren, your a good man and a good father.
Bigfoot is freaking adorable.
Cass and Dina do go to work and even get promotions once in a while.
The paternity test came back and Victor is officially a Goth and Mortimer’s lawyer was able to get his name changed.
Mortimer: Alexander, that is not how we eat our food! Where are your manners?
Alex: *nomnomnomnom*
When Dirk got out of school, his dad was waiting for him. He was quite surprised that his dad married some lady without even talking to him about it. Not that he was upset or anything. Everyone at school was going to be jealous when he tells them he lives in Goth Manor tomorrow. He was more excited by the money trees than anything else though.
Alexander: You may call me Sir Alex and bow to me whenever I enter a room.
Dirk: How about I just give you a noogie instead?
Alex: You’re no fun. Let’s go play catch.
Dirk: Okay.
Caught Cass and Ted gossiping. It was cute.
Mortimer: Bella, honey.
Bella: Morty, I hear you got married to that Caliente tramp. I am unamused.
Mortimer: I thought you were still missing! Why am I just seeing you now?
Bella: I just recently got my memory back.
*I forgot that this clean hood had Bella living nearby, alive. They are still in love too. Things might have gone differently had I known*
Ted is the nicest guy ever. I really like him. He wants to be everyone’s best friend.
Bella: Mortimer, I really miss you, I’m sorry I ever went to Don’s house. I swear nothing happened before I was taken.
Mortimer: I’m married now, Bella. I never would have married her if I ever thought that we could be together again.
Mortimer was unaware that Dina was home from work. Ooops.
Dina (maxed body) just beat the crap out of poor old Mortimer.
He wished to see a ghost after this.
Too bad this did not count. Oh well, come a-haunting soon, Dina. RIP
Ahem, no more, you too! Dirk has only one open slot for a want and it was for a date. Lililth was more than happy to be here.
Alex: Woo! Victor has a birthday!
He’s adorable! Victor Goth – 5/3/1/10/10. OTH: Tinkering.
It ends up being Alex’s birthday too. OTH: Nature. Knowledge/Family. LTW: Own 2 top level businesses
Having Ted around is pretty awesome.
Cass and Darren went on a date that ended up in the car. It was the first time I have seen anyone woohoo in one.
Ted brought this girl, Patricia, home from work. I was hoping to maybe get something started with them, but she got freaked out by his wildness.
Angela came home with Alex after school. I caught the little bastard pinching her butt.
They have three bolts. o.O
Alex wanted to go on a date and Angela was right there.
Busted sneaking out.
Lilith: I can’t woohoo in a hot tub! I can’t get to it!
Dirk: Woohoo in the hot tub I cannot.
THERE’S NO HOT TUB ON THE LOT!
Omg. WTF!? No!
I saved the game and shut it down here. Sadly, it’s only Saturday, so we have one more day of torture. Luckily, Cass was at work and did not witness this betrayal.
Darren quickly gets rid of Nina and heads inside to skill in repentance. Outside, Dirk and Lilith try out the new hot tub they earned because of the issue of not having one and trying to get in it.
Ted is sick the of mess. A maid is hired and it takes three days before he declares it all clean (or so it seemed).
Dirk: Hey, are you new around here?
Puck: Yep, someone finally added in some subhoods so we could wander around and maybe find love outside of Veronaville.
*note to self* Remove Puck’s lipstick. rofl
HAHAHA Dirk wished for a makeover chair immediately after meeting Puck.
He’s adorable.
Dirk wants a bronze badge, so he decided Andrea Hogan needed a new do. The half shaved look isn’t for her, so hopefully we can do something about it.
Andrea: You fucktard!
Dirk: I’ll fix it. I promise!
Andrea: At least it’s free.
Dear God, someone buy her some eyes.
Yeah, had to do plastic surgery. The poor thing was bound to walk into walls repeatedly lost in darkness.
Andrea: I can see clearly now, the darkness is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way (and it’s about goddamn time).
Lilith wanted to go downtown with Dirk. Ted and Alex tagged along.
Dirk is so boring, I had to count a few date wants to fill up a day. Here he is toasting Lilith.
Lilith could care less that’s she on a date in public. At least Dirk is acting civilized.
Dirk: Dear God, she’s disgusting.
Victor finally gets some attention. Darren and he will eventually hang out long enough to be best friends.
Angela is here so that Ted can meet someone new, be her friend and then be her best friend. She asked if she could bring a friend with her. I was horrified/amused when that person ended up being Dustin.
Alex came out and flirted. Dustin was not happy.
He then had to witness his girlfriend doing it in the hot tub with a younger guy.
Alex wanted a robot station, but it was Darren who wanted a bronze badge.
Ted and his new buddy have a hug.
Cassandra comes home with a promotion at 7pm.
Darren grabs a check of his move in money ($43,000) and Mortimer gave Cass $100,000 from her Trust Fund. They collected Dirk and moved out.
Ted had the option of moving out too, but he chose to stay on. He loved his new family.
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What a full and busy household. It was crazy that not a single baby was conceived/born. I know for a fact that Cass and Darren tried for a baby (ACR) almost every day and had risky during their dates..
Mortimer: I have never really gotten to play him, so he hits the elixir a lot. I want him to see Alex get married at least. He was fairly easy to get wants filled, except Friday. That was a fail for the whole house.
Cassandra: Cass has a locked want for a baby, so she was so happy to move out at the end of the week. Otherwise, she was pretty quiet. She went to work, did small wants and that’s about it.
Dina: Dina was a bitch from the get-go. She started off well. Her and Alex (contrary to the semi-story) were the best of friends. She never wanted to do anything after they went on vacation though, so she did stay behind a lot. I think she would still be here if Bella had not walked into the house.
Alexander: He was easy as a kid. He was the one who wanted to bring Bigfoot home first, but he was too young. It eventually rolled away, but I was sad that it didn’t count for him when Mortimer got him to move in. Other than that, he wants to go to college, go steady with Angela and get an A+ report card. This kept him very limited on wants.
Theodore: Popularity/Knowledge 5/3/7/3/7. Become a media magnate. Currently level 9. What can I say. He was easy. All he wanted to do was meet people, be friends and give hugs. A lot of missing days were because he wanted to be BFF’s with whoever and I had to wait out the days for that to happen.
Darren (after he moved in) wanted to skill. He never wanted a job, so I didn’t force one on him. There were a couple of days where he got ignored in favor of wants of other people.
Dirk: Dirk had three wants that wouldn’t roll away like Alex. He was a pain to get anything done. I mostly had to wait for Lilith date wants.
Victor just basically wanted to be played with as both a toddler and child. He randomly wanted to skill, but not very often.
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Sims 2, 3 and 4 Challenges 
I stumbled upon this an hour ago and oh my glob! I want to try this myself. I’m such a copy cay but it looks like crazy fun!
It’s really, really fun and copy away! I love how it lets them choose what they want, even if it doesn’t follow their original “story”.