Following the tips, you’re “supposed” to teach Beau to walk first. Screw that, I want him potty trained. I am not sorry that I cheated and kept dragging his bladder bar down to yellow so he’d stay there all that first day..going pee.
Plus, look at the hair he has. It’s so wacky, I love it. It must be a replacement for the one he usually has…
Now on with the show.
Brandi potty trained him with my help and she has ZERO interest in him at this point, but he wants to walk and talk. He takes two steps and walking is done.
Dustin, the school failure, comes home with Angela and gets his first kiss.
Then he drags her off to bed.
(Jenn: I do not have inteen in for this hood, so I’m just gonna shrug on why this is going on).
Brandi finally figures out why she’s always tired and hungry.
Dustin: But mom, I don’t want to do homework!
Brandi: Do you want to be a failure like me?
Dustin: Well, I do want to go to University…
Brandi: Then shut up and learn.
Rebelling against life, Dustin sneaks out with Angela.
And was busted. He is now grounded for 24 hours except for work and school.
Brandi made burgers, but had her 2nd pop, so she ended up eating two burgers.
Brandi taught Beau to talk about 3/4ths of the way. Dustin, who actually wanted to teach Beau to talk, came home from school and finished it off. Beau grows up adorably, but hungry.
Angela came home after school again.
Dustin, realizing that maybe school wasn’t so bad (he has a C- now), decides that Beau is going to do things the right way from the start and teaches him to study.
Brandi finally pops out the baby.
And he has freckly skin and dark hair and eyes.
Brandi: The only goal was to keep her alive. I fulfilled basic wants for talking with the kids, but not much else. She does want to flirt, but we’ll deal with that some other time.
Dustin: He only wants college, private school, and making money. He did teach Beau to talk and got some money from his job, but mostly it was making sure he got to flirt and chat with Angela.
Beau: Basic toddler wants, creativity skills. Then he wanted to learn to study and play with family.