Before getting started, Ivory needs to make sure the cowplant is fed.
The four items to be upgraded will be the shower, toilet, sink and tv.
Marcus and Amelia come home from boarding school.
LOL is it any wonder that they were shipped off in the first place?
There’s nothing spectacular about either one and both are kicked out.
Today’s unwanted item: Horseshoe court.
Not much going on for Ivory. She got her four items upgraded and now she’s off to teach a seminar in handiness.
I had her queued up to check her mail after the seminar. I went to get something from the microwave and came to her eating the cake.
After that, she was only good for a shower before going to bed.
Too bad potions aren’t like recipes, max a skill and learn them all.
I just left her creating potions on triple speed while I watched in utter boredom. It soon became apparent that I would need to let her eat, sleep and pee (not in that order).
Here are the three she learned in about 12 hours. I find it funny that she learned the IF potion. If that had been the goal to make, it would have been last. It was the first.
From 2am to 9:30 am, Ivory was back at the potion table.
She learned the bladder flow and the ninja vanish potion before she almost died of starvation and pissing herself.
Oh and she hasn’t had any contact with the outside world in three days.
It’s a sad, sad day. Poor Ivory was sent back to the potion table from 11:30 am to 4. She was about to pass out and I remembered that she has the moodlet manager. LOL
Ivory almost immediately learns a new potion (4:30 pm) and her daughter invites her to a party.
Ivory is now able to carry on until the party starts in 4 hours. She makes the Radical Reparum (5:05).
No other potions were learned and soon it was time to head to the party. Booker was spotted and Ivory had to mock his ambition.
Bertram was spotted too. He asked her to watch the stars right before she was able to ask him.
Ivory didn’t stick around. It was rainy and there were too many people. She heads home and makes more potions.
I don’t even know what is left. The newest are the stink juice and ghost potions.
Looks like one more in the logic log.
There we go. 48 hours from start to finish.
Ivory wants to catch a bug, which completes all current wishes, leaving her to freewill again.
She heads home with her cockroach and feeds the cowplant.
After feeding herself, she heads up to paint. I haven’t been selling her freewill paintings, I have just been sticking them on walls.
She’s been hoarding celebrity gifts. While she slept, they were sold. Then Kenji invited her to a party.
Ivory wants to go to a party and steal candy from a baby. Now we need to find a baby….which there are no babies in town. Then I figured out why my game is running smoothly. Progression was off. Sigh.
Ivory heads home after the party. She plays chess while SP lags the game trying to get babies made or whatever.
Aha, I knew the game wouldn’t let me down.
I guess playing with the cowplant makes you want to paint masterpieces.
While Ivory paints her life away (3/10 masterpieces), Peter and Carrie graduate. Carrie looks like a darker skinned Ivory clone.
They are tossed out on their asses.
Only two duplicates! I was surprised.
I can’t believe she lived this long this time.
Elder Ivory refused to go old lady grey. She also got a full wardrobe since we have no clue how long she will eek out this life.
Then I saved my game and afterwards it crashed. I’m so glad I saved.
No wonder the game crashed! Omg. No! Thank god, you’re an elder.
It was decided that Ivory could either go into an old folks’ home or downgrade to a smaller house.
She chose a very small house with cheap furniture. We might just spruce it up a bit for her though.
Ivory spent a little bit to make the rundown shack a bit more better.
She even got word that a new baby was born across town.
Ivory didn’t give two fucks that the baby’s mommy and daddy were right there. In fact, I don’t think they gave two fucks that Ivory was scaring it to death and stealing her candy.
Ivory woke up everyday, ate, watched tv, ate, went to bed. Woke up, read a book, peed, showered, and went to bed again.
Ivory: I need to liven this place up.
So, Ivory bought a bbq and a fireplace and left mac n’cheese cooking on the stove with no luck.
But man, if you leave fish on the grill, it eventually explodes.
Ivory screamed as the flames took her, but shook Grim’s hand and happily followed him to the great beyond.
She even gave herself a skill point for witnessing her own death!
Ivory: Only a complete badass can do that!
Even though Ivory hated her children, they did the right thing and took in her grave.
Carrie: I better get that half million that bitch was hoarding!
…and on that sweetest of notes, Ivory’s Sliding Doors is now complete!