I’m back from vacation and trying to play a bit with a hand injury.
Last time, Candi showed off her commitment issues by divorcing Ivory. Almost all the kids had birthdays.
A newly aged up Phillip heads over to Ultimecia’s house to see why she was still stuck as a teen. He was shocked to see her expanding tummy.
Phillip: We need to make this official before our parents find out.
Ulti: You better hurry, it will be here soon.
Phillip: Let’s hope no one tries to stop us.
Ivory was completing her LTW while her oldest child was having his secret marriage.
Almond: So, did you hear we have a new person living in the house.
Ivory: Say what?
Phillip: Well, mother, I got married to me high school sweetheart.
Ivory: Why would you do that without inviting your family?
Phillip: There was a metaphorical shotgun aimed at us.
Ivory: You’re a moron.
Ultimecia gives birth to Morticia
Phillip was trying to go back to bed, but woke up again for Ulti’s birthday.
I am really not happy with the Voorhees recreation.
Truer words, man.
Sabine apparently wanted to take Colin for a spin and was heard saying that it was totally worth being dumped. The town was further shocked when Sabine moved out and abandoned her daughter, Malinda.
Marshmallow has his birthday.
Morticia has hers.
Ultimecia gets started on potty training.
Then gets interrupted by her graduation.
Now that everyone has graduated, Phillip starts on his second child (he wants one) and then the three of them move out.
I have no clue why Madison and Ivory are all over each other out of nowhere. I sent Ivory off to a party and stayed behind with the kids.
I was very happy that Ivory was not the one getting busy.
Exhausted kids means that they pass out at school.
Ivory hit the bar and was delighted to see Colin getting accused of cheating.
I guess this was his girlfriend and Colin dumped her for making a scene.
Ivory then takes her turn to accuse him of cheating. LOL
Then I found Ivory flirting with some girl and they were as hot and bothered as you can get. Ivory wanted to kiss her and woohoo her.
Ivory goes and becomes “just friends” with Madison.
After work, Ivory heads to the library to read a skillbook in handiness.
She finally clears her wish to make a great turkey thing dish.
Almond/Icy: Are you for real?
Ivory sends her (I have no clue who it is, btw) a love letter.
Moshe Hart: Man, these people are loaded.
Finally, something happens.
Ivory wants to make an improved widget and a time machine, so she buys an inventing bench and gets busy on her day off.
The boys do homework together.
After work, Ivory was seen making eyes at Riley (I think) Passionfruit. They somehow became romantic interests too.
Not only did we forget Oreo’s birthday, but we forgot his age up pic too.
Sabine and Colin get engaged, but I later witness her accusing him of cheating. Who knows what will happen next.