Last time, Ivory kept having boys. Then we had a lot of birthdays. That’s about it.
We start off with an “average” monthly bonus.
Ivory: It’s only average if you name ends in Goth or Landgraab.
Remember how Ivory wants to get married? Colin lives on the left, Candi on the right.
Ivory: It comes down to who flirts better.
First up is Colin. She gives him flowers to start up some romance.
After he swooned a bit, he started talking about the cold weather.
Ivory then heads over to Candi’s and we peek in. Holy crap, do some laundry, lady.
Ivory, again, starts off with flowers to get the ball rolling.
Candi takes the bait and Ivory now has her answer.
Without much fanfare, the two get all the way to married in a very short amount of time.
After getting the kids moved in, settled in their rooms, and had a day to investigate their surroundings, it was time for adult birthdays.
Ivory: I don’t want to get old.
Almond and Icy are the only ones to show up to celebrate. Also, Phillip glitched hardcore during the move and I had to do some fancy finagling. This brought Locke home from Boarding School and all wants reset.
After that, I quit playing for a month, but if you read the Tart’s, you know I spent 20 hours fixing my sims game and now we are back to see how things run.
The boys settle in nicely and get homework done.
Ivory reads while Almond paints.
Candi is celebrating her midlife crisis by sleeping.
Oreo and Marshmallow are still up in the nursery, which is on the 3rd floor.
Almond is on bottle duty later that afternoon.
Locke: Omg, that’s so freaking loud!
Phillip: Go complain to mom about it, not me.
Phillip: Mother, no!
Phillip: What is this feeling in my loins? It’s quite amazing.
Phillip: So, my mother hit me with a love spell, and you’re my closest friend.
Phillip flirts with Ultimecia, which maxes their friendship.
And propels him into a first kiss.
Phillip: My passion cannot be contained. I must share it.
Meanwhile, back home.
Candi: You little asshole! If you would stop following me around, I could have gone pee. Get the hell out of here.
Candi: I never said I wanted your little bastards to move in too. Get rid of them!
Ivory: Bitch, you knew I had kids before we agreed on the engagement.
Candi: Now I want them gone!
Candi: Then I don’t want you anymore. I hate you and your stupid brats.
This is probably why she wished to divorce Ivory and Move to a new house. She garnered about 7,000 reward points for just these two wants.
Ivory had to hit the moodlet manager hard in order to get back into a happier zone.
Yet another day of toddlers. Glad one of them will be aging up shortly.
Boring, snowy day leads to a quadruple birthday.
Unless you’re Phillip. Then you somehow have aging disabled and couldn’t be summoned to the cake. Makes me wonder how long he has been ready for his birthday.
Icy ages up and looks exactly like Almond.
Locke ages up and he is super creepy looking.
Oreo is still cute.
Phillip still looks like a male Ivory.
Ivory heads off to work with the promise of a promotion if I’m reading her performance bar correctly.
Phillip dodges off to join the Athletic career.
I got bored playing, so we’ll stop here for now.