Welcome Back. Enjoy this pic of the new Ivory. I took Ivory in to CAS and replaced her with the very first edition of her (or 2nd edition, 2014). Nothing changed, just her clothing and her skin went back to original finally.
Not new: Phillip’s crying.
We also have Almond (right) and Icy. Not twins, I think they were born a day or so apart.
Ivory wanted to head out to do a conversion spell on a plantable object. The criminal ware house has lettuce, so off she went.
During that time, Phillip and Almond have birthdays.
Phillip is all Ivory.
Almond is all Sabine, but with random brown hair.
Ivory: Burn, baby!
Ivory wanted to use an ice blast spell, so she had to set something on fire first.
Almond is the first one to ever find something other than an IF in their pocket. I think Ivory may need to check the mail or something.
Phillip finally does something besides cry, he still makes an abundance of noise though.
Phillip is a loner, so I usually find him hiding in the bathroom talking to his dad on the phone.
Ivory spends time with Almond working on his skills. For once, she had to teach a kid to walk before getting the “see x kid grow up well”.
The babysitter feeds Almond mud.
Phillip needed to befriend Ultimecia for school. I find it funny because I just did some work on their save yesterday after not looking at them for two years.
Since they are both fairies, they enjoyed a frolic.
Ivory finally pays the bills and grabs the mail.
Don’t ask me where she is. She’s never home anymore and her quest to have a daughter is endless. Oh, and she still wants to get married. Her other two spots are for Almond to age up well and I can’t remember the other one.
All that work and it’s another fucking boy? Omg.
Icy has his birthday and yet again, he got random brown hair. He’s so adorable.
*Note, I tried to give Sabine, Almond, and Icy the correct contacts, but they won’t show up*
Ivory, who knows everyone in town, has to meet 4 new people. Her charming or flirtatious greet with Iliana Langerak did not go over well with Dustin, Kaylynn, or Parker.
Ivory: I need a sperm donor, interested?
Parker: Not for a single second.
Chaos reigns supreme at home.
Ivory: Remind me not to go home tonight.
…Ivory misses yet another birthday. Locke aged up tonight. He does have Ivory’s hair, but he looks like Vita.
Ivory needed to meet 3 more people, so I grabbed the Cookies household (from Sugar Valley) and plopped them in town. Ivory races over and meets the family.
Ivory and Candi Ann seem to be getting along. Their date brings them back to the kids and Candi has already held two of the three boys, kept Phillip entertained, and even made faces at herself in the mirror. She’s apparently childish.
Ivory heads to work and Candi hangs around the house with the babysitter.
Poor Blueberry. Sabine and Oster just had a little GIRL. Bah!
Sabine: You shouldn’t have made me move out, cheat on Ivory, or caused the divorce.
Hey, you two were doing just great on your own. You didn’t have to confess to cheating, so you get to take partial blame.
No one was doing there job, so Phillip did have to step in and take over. I apparently have a mod, so he can even change diapers.
I swear to God, if WordPress crashes again, I’m going to be enraged. Each pic has to be added to the post up to 4 times and then midway through a sentence, An error has occurred. Then when I go to reload the page, it says, “that page doesn’t exist”. I’ve freaking had it.
Well, since this happened, IT BETTER BE A FREAKING GIRL.
Almond’s birthday is here!
Time passing: Ivory’s spa moodlet still has 2 days. She spent the $7500 last chapter, so I think that was 5 days ago. She’s and the kids are pretty boring. Skill, sleep, prowl for sperm donors. The kids cry, shit, and sleep.
The cute continues on. I just wish he had gotten Sabine or Ivory’s hair.
Remind me to go peek in on Malinda (Oster and Sabine’s girl).
Holy crap, time is flying.
He is back in the bathroom, is normal hang out.
Woah, he’s super cute. Ivory is strong in this one. It’s like Colin didn’t contribute at all.
Omg. Bye, Almond.
Finally something new. Ivory needs to find out the gender of (I totally just blanked on the name of my own sim), it’s Riley Passionfruit’s wife. I have never done this before and of course, she’s adding another useless boy to this world.
After checking SP, I find the genders are set to balanced. I changed it to random.
Colin was at the bar and she wanted to do Karaoke.
Tracy Wainwright heckled them the whole time.
Then she pissed herself.
I didn’t think these two even noticed.
But I was wrong.
Tracy: Boo! You suck!
Colin: At least I didn’t piss myself, moron!
WP can take their errors and shove them. At this point, I’m so very annoyed.
Attempt to insert this pic #8. My wittiness has fled the building.
Fuck you, WP. Saving fails turn into page not existing.
So, after paying his child support, Colin needed a doctor. He has already stated that he is not allergic to flowers.
Ivory: That’s too bad. I’m hungry enough to eat flowers.
It turns out to just be a panic attack and she forks over a very costly experimental drug.
Colin: It’s not going to kill me, is it?
Ivory: Of course not! I need you to keep making support payments.
Ivory has to order a drink at a completely different bar. Dude here refused to serve Ivory, so she cast a fire spell on him. He finally went back to work and Ivory got her booze.
Everyone is finally able to get drinks again.
Ivory: You’re all welcome. Call me again if he slacks off.
At some point in the next few days, Ivory will get a random wish for the mohawk guy. I don’t know if I locked it in or not. He’s kind of cute. He’s a new immigrant named Randall something or other.
Ivory gets home from the bar and grabs whatever that crap is and then goes in to labor.
Almond: Hey thanks mom!
Ivory: That’s mine, kid.
Almond: Not anymore!
Icy is kind of creepy up close. This is actually to show that Phillip gave Icy his IF.
I’m sure he has a name. I just don’t care to remember it right now.
Candi came home with Ivory and the unwanted boy. She then drags Ivory straight back to bed.
Ivory: I hope this is straight woohoo.
Oh, please, two days ago you couldn’t wait to get rid of Almond.
Ivory: I changed my mind! <sob>
Ivory: I really need to find a boyfriend/husband.
Colin: You do realize that I’m married to Bebe now, right?
Ivory: Is there a point to telling me that?
Ivory: I’m so sorry that you caught us flirting.
Ivory: Okay, no I’m not.
Ivory: My work here is done. I’m off to work. Oh, and your tv’s broke.
Home from work after another promotion, it was feeding time at the zoo.
Oh, and we can’t forget Oreo, the newest boy.
Pancakes are being made.
These two never do anything else.
Ivory: Dammit, this better be a goddamn girl.
<Spoiler alert> It’s not. I only say this because I reset the town after a bit of lag and it got rid of her want for a girl. She now only wants to invent and get married.
The boys are growing up today and this prompts Phillip into wanting to snuggle them both. He also wants to learn athletics, take an athletic class, and get a job.
Snuggles for all.
Icy is a cutie. He seems to be a carbon copy of Almond though.
Locke has all of Ivory’s coloring and looks like Vita. Ivory immediately sends Locke off to boarding school.
Ivory: Almond shouldn’t have to be alone at the artsy fartsy place.
Now that the boys are child sized, it’s time for Oreo to have a birthday.
Aww, he’s a cutie too. He has Candi’s side of the family in coloring, except for Ivory’s hair.
As per her usual, she wishes for the first skill, talking in this case, and when it’s done, she wants him to age up well.
Phillip, the resident neat freak, wanted a dishwasher.
And an exercise machine.
I think our babysitter died. The replacement is a moron.
Icy and Phillip are really good about completing their homework. They just can’t seem to make it on the honor roll though.
Still inventing, in case you were wondering what she was up to. She wants an inventing level and to make 5 toys.
Saving up her reward points finally pays off and she is now the proud owner of the moodlet manager.
Ivory goes into labor and heads to the hospital. Phillip, after his initial panic, takes over the inventing bench so he can learn the skill. Then he wants to clean, do laundry and shower.
I can’t remember his name. Does it even matter anymore?
Candi Ann did not show up at the hospital. Tracking her down finds that she lives in this huge ass house. Ivory just might marry her for that house.
A work opportunity took her to Ethan’s house, then Mortimer’s house.
Then she wanted to give Mortimer a gift, she chose a book about Woohoo in the Wastelands.
The opportunity ends at the criminal warehouse, but then an emergency at work happened.
That shot her performance bar from the bottom quarter to filled.
In celebration, the youngest has a birthday. He’s all Candi except for Ivory’s eyes.
And she’s back at it again.
Teaching him to walk (then age up well).
The child sized kids continue to be boring. I’m pretty sure Locke is off to boarding school, but we never saw him go.
Sadly, Locke got there just in time for Almond’s graduation to high school.
And the handsome young man has decided enough was enough and came home.
Next time, Ivory will have a birthday and so will a lot of kids, I bet. See you next week!