Welcome back! Last time they said goodbye to Velveeta, they said hello to twins, they had their second yard sale, they said hello to FOUR stinking pups and they had a lot of birthdays, two of which saw Bubblelynn and Hank both become elders.
Our founder is Bubblelynn. She is currently our criminal career person and she is at level 3. Thanks to Michelle, she now sports the handy dandy job stopinator.
Hank already completed the job cycle and is now unemployed and trying to max his nature enthusiasm. I mistakenly announced that he would be permaplat with his two grandkids. I LIED! Velveeta is NOT his child. He doesn’t have another grandchild chance until Ban-Tor moves out in 14 days. The days left shrub announces that Hank might have enough time to see this happen.
Funyun is the oldest and is set to move out in just short two days. I love him, but I can’t wait to see him go. There are just too many sims in this house.
Spam is next in the line of teens. He has 10 days left in the house.
Ban-Tor is sporting new alien default skins that I really like. He is Hank’s oldest after an abduction. He moves out in 14 days.
I don’t know how this happened as he only has 1 nice point.
Pork Rind is the youngest teen and the first official child of both Bubblelynn and Hank. He was born an hour or so before Ban-Tor and has 14 days to go also.
Cheez-Whiz is one half of a set of twins born to Bubblelynn and Hank from a risky woohoo. He has so far earned one single vote in the heir poll. He and his sister will be teens in five days.
Frito Pie is the youngest child, the second girl, and also the only girl left in the house. She has 6 votes in the poll and is our unofficial heiress. The poll is not in any rush since there is so much time after Funyun leaves until the next one goes.
The house is semi-remodeled again. I somehow got three beds in the tiniest room ever.
Five dogs and two beds are on the front porch.
The back porch now has a dining area, new food bowls, an extra pet bed, and paintings done by teens for sale on the next yard sale.
As promised, a chess set was added. Too bad I won’t realize until way later that I have it positioned wrong. Oops.
The teens are really boring. It’s an endless stream of noogies and not much else.
The new table was a big hit. Sort of.
Gnome thieves are out in full force.
Ban-Tor is the one who retrieves the most.
Oh look! Funyun does something different for a change…and do I spy Pork Rind doing dishes in the borked sink?
Frito: If you jump on my head, you’ll regret it.
Funyun: Then move.
Cheez Whiz: I want to do that too!
Another one? I wonder how many are missing.
Middle of winter and Bubblelynn called the garden club. LMAO.
Cheez Whiz: Even dormant, our plants are awesome.
Lady: I’ll be the judge of that.
Well, there’s a first. I hardly ever get tub pirates.
Frito Pie: Move it you, scurvy scalawags!
She paints and I find out that she has created at least four painting for the next yard sale.
Ban-Tor: Chips Ahoy!
I think you mean, “Ships Ahoy”.
Ban-Tor: Nope, I see cookies off yonder.
Two visitor from school today.
He is Tybalt Capp. She is Miranda Capp. I have never played VV, so I assume they are related?
Miranda gets inducted into the family’s favorite pastime.
Holy Crap. ACR decides that Spam is the only teen in the house worthy of a first kiss. Poor Miranda.
Omg. Luckily, nothing came of this.
As expected, Funyun ages up in failure. Poor thing. I expect this to happen five more times in the coming weeks.
Hank helps Spam with his homework and trying not to see what a whackjob Funyun is being in the background.
Funyun: I’m totally out of here, people. See ya!
Bubblelynn: I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of putting three dogs in to the waiting taxi.
Funyun: Why do I have to take them?
Bubblelynn: Because you’re leaving and no one else will be for a long time.
These two just returned from retrieving gnomes. They then had a nice chat for once.
Every one is being really nice to Frito Pie for some reason.
Ban-Tor: Hurry up, Spam. I have to give you your hourly noogie.
Crap, there goes the day. It’s seriously the only time I get any peace and quiet.
Hank: *sigh* Tell them to walk to school.
No can do, old man. Sorry.
Bubblelynn was bored, so she’s studying Couples Counseling or something. Frito Pie is a tv addict lately.
Pork Rind is finally getting attention that doesn’t require a noogie. Yay.
It’s too cold to bathe the dogs outside, so the bathroom is going to be disgusting soon. In case you were wondering, Funyun took the three female dogs and left Killer behind.
Our gnome retrievers are back on the job after a couple of days off for me to play some Funyun.
It’s like they know she’s the heiress and are trying to get on her good side. XD
Ban-Tor: Turn off the tv and stand up.
Cheez Whiz: Why?
Ban-Tor: So, we can play too.
Cheez Whiz: I don’t want another noogie. Go away.
Bubblelynn thought it was too cold to bathe the dogs outside still, so she spent her day off bathing all three dogs.
No snow day! I think they all made it out the door too.
With no kids around to bug them, Bubblelynn and Hank had lunch together.
Bubblelynn: I’m so glad we are done with kids.
Hank: I really need two grandkids, so I’m actually excited for some babies around here.
Romeo Monty is today’s visitor.
Spam wanted to go on a hike, so Bubblelynn had everyone join her.
This finally got Hank’s enthusiasm pushed to the end. I swear he has been trying to get that last little bit for a week now.
Romeo was still around, so Hank influenced him to make some grilled cheese.
The best looking version of Malcolm IV I have ever seen walks by.
With Spring started, Bubblelynn harvest the tomatoes and then replanted them.
That night we saw Frito Pie and Cheez Whiz have their birthdays.
She rolled Romance/Family. LTW: Marry Off 2 Children
He rolled Pleasure/Family. LTW: Have 25 Dream Dates
Well, that’s an interesting development!
A rare scene around here.
Frito finally becomes best friends with her twin while Ban-Tor was playing with Dakota, but dropped that to give someone a noogie.
Dakota: Hoomin come play!
Dakota was quite put out that Ban-Tor decided to hang out with his siblings instead of play with her.
The teens came home and brought Tybalt, Puck, and Romeo. Even I know that’s a disaster waiting to happen.
Yep, I quickly had Hank come out and send all three home.
Literally nothing happens for a few days until Spam gets this for being an asshole to everyone.
With the kids at school and Bubblelynn at work, Hank cleans the house, tends the garden and sleeps the rest of the day.
Spam fell in love a week or so prior, but Miranda lagged behind until today.
They celebrate their mutual love.
Apparently during one of the renovations, the chess table got turned sideways. I fixed that and now they fight over getting to play.
I’m so tired of these kids. I swear.
I was feeling generous, so Bubblelynn drinks enough elixir to be the same age as Hank.
Father daughter time.
Bubba and Dakota got old.
It’s Saturday and Bubblelynn had to work. Hank gathered up everyone to spend some quality time fishing (and stocking up the fridge!). Spam and Pork Rind took the opportunity to become best friends.
I tried to hold out for Spam’s birthday, but I really need a break from all the noogie’s and pranks. I think he has about 4 days left. See you next time!