This is Bubblelynn Marshin, the poor thing that is going to try to do a Trailer Park Challenge. She’s actually a S4 skin, but I used the supernatural painting to turn into an alien, but doesn’t stick past the first freaking day.
LTW: Woohoo 10 Sims, piece of cake!
She spends her time waiting for the welcome wagon by digging and only got bones and rocks.
Then the creepy garden club lady showed up.
Of course the welcome wagon is all playables. I’m using Sleepycat’s Uberlicious hood, so sims are all gorgeous. Up top is Lola Curious and then there is Albany Capp (red) and Cornwall Capp.
She ignores them to greet the Gypsy and orders herself a blind date for $25.
I’m expecting something really grotesque now.
Troy Go, it could definitely be worse.
Instant time change. They chatted a bit and then did the high five.
ACR sets in as soon as they became friends.
The date takes place all over the back porch (because everyone treats it like the front door) and towards the end, they became best friends.
He fell in love several hours earlier, but Bub is a little slow to follow.
She wanted a public woohoo, so they take their date on the road. As you can see, the loading screen wiped away her skin.
She ignores Troy and greets this cutie. His name doesn’t matter because the game crashes and she never did meet him again.
On reload, her and Troy’s date is over and they never had their public woohoo. She hits the energizer and runs off to another community lot, one that needs me to go put wallpaper on. They must have been CC. She has three bolts with Davis Dreamer and convinces him to go on a date with her.
Lady: So, we know how this date is going to end.
Another day, another date. This time she nabs a cutie named Hank Dtownie. Aptly named because we can’t marry playables.
Off for an outing she was invited to by someone.
Ah, it was Hank. She spent the time making friends for later loving. Richard Townie, is also not a playable.
The blonde, Flat Broke, has 3 bolts with Bub. I’m not sure who the guy in the foreground is though. I think he is part of the outing though.
Bub: Hot dayam, you’re sexy!
Flat: I know.
One of the group members offered her discounts if she was ready to put out. She put him on the list.
Back home again, she hits the energizer again. She has not slept in her bed yet.
Okay, now that he’s facing forward (almost), this is Benjamin Baldwin. I’m pretty sure that he is a) a playable and b) married. Perfect!
The date goes really well.
And it’s magically evening time and Troy is visiting.
Public woohoo, attempt #2 goes well….sorta.
Mrs. Crumplebutt: You nasty hussy! What kind of establishment do you think this is?
Bub: We are currently avoiding the naked portraits on the wall for the viewers, what are YOU doing here?
Mrs. C: Don’t talk to me that way, Missy!
Bub: Ow—Holy mother of all sexy men!
Long story short. Bub met Simis Bachelor (said hottie from the above pic) and then she flirted with him. This got Troy all riled up and he smacked Bub, who promptly dumped him. They got engaged just a few minutes earlier after the whole bar witnessed her morning sickness.
She runs off to nap on a bench while I got to watch Simis beat the living crap out of Troy.
Back home, she gets halfway through her SECOND energizer.
Cries as she watches her meager funds go to bills.
Stomps out the shit bag that Troy dropped off because I have never seen a date go THAT bad before.
Bub: If my facial expressions worked, you’d see my anger at that fool!
She also has the hots for Geoff Rutherford.
Geoff: What the hell are you doing, woman?
Bub: I’m tickling you, duh.
He’s a bit dim.
Bub: Um, what’re you doing here?
Wut? I think Simis bashed his brains in or something. Bub actually says yes and sends everyone on the lot away.
The date was lame and she cancelled it soon after.
One of the fishing spots she went to (to stock up on some food for when she actually sticks around the house) had a wishing well. Todd Gergis (3 bolts) popped out.
We just needed to have him stick around long enough for her to fall in love. Thankfully that did not take too long at all.
The next day, she got another wish and got Warren Owens (3 bolts). Same thing, she stuck around long enough to fall in love.
She did not make it home to the energizer in time.
Geoff had previously broken her sink, and she is finally fixing it, four days later.
Talin Deppiesse was jogging by and Bub hailed him down.
Bub said no because we really need to work on getting a man married in.
Bub: If I wasn’t about to starve, I’d drag you to my bed.
After a quick grilled cheese together, she did indeed drag Talin to bed.
Bub: Oh snap.
Talin: Welp, great date. Gotta go!
One emergency phone call later.
Hank is a doll and Bub quickly falls in love with him.
Yes! My goal was to make sure she was platinum before popping out babies.
Man love list:
Flat Broke (Troy Go’s replacement)
Bub proposes before he has a chance to runaway.
Bub feeds herself by licking a dirty ass place just after her second pop.
Hank: Aww, I bet there’s a cute widdle baby in there.
Shotgun wedding time. Bub made sure to not invite any lovers.
Then immediately goes into labor. Omg, that was cutting it too close!
It was a frickin’ roof raiser before she popped out the kid!
Sorry, work, he had a wedding to attend.
Random phone call in the middle of the night.
Well, too bad these discounts don’t stack…lol
Bub: Well, hello there, doggy. I have an energizer, so be preparted to stay here all night long so you can be adopted.
Hank has been steadily drinking himself to death all day and night.
Bub: Get the stick, boy. Go get it!
New pet bed means new household member! Welcome Ocelot!
I don’t have a pic of it yet, but she started a garden.
Hank befriended Sky and she repaid them by destroying the bed.
She did come back the next day and was adopted.
Bub is having her 100th almost miscarriage.
That’s how long ago the garden was started.
These are the two worst dogs ever. Both are big slobs just like Bub.
The downfall to having married a man with tons of skill points. He only goes to work for a couple day and maxes his Culinary job (to level 4).
He now quits his job and finds one in the Slacker career (I use the job notice board).
No, we would like not to, but click yes anyway.
Bub rolled Grilled Cheese as her secondary.
I randomized Hank just to see what he would get. He is a Grilled Cheese/Family. Leo. 5/9/3/3/5. LTW: Have two grandkids.
He had a job in education when he moved in, so they do have the bookcase. He had the most expensive telescope in his inventory, which we get to keep.
Meadow Pederson came home after work with Hank and was stuck outside. It was summer and the doors were locked during Bub’s yard sale.
Bub made $2600 selling a dragon, four maps, and a bunch of gold bowl thingies that her and Hank dug up.
She is having yet another bad pregnancy. I also was having trouble with the half walls and getting dogs into the tub, so they keep getting built and deleted. I just don’t want permanent walls in yet.
I think they are reading up on parenting.
Huge thanks to Arathea for helping me track down the mod that was causing this!
I stopped here to figure that out. I’m so happy that it’s solved. Sorry there wasn’t more details, but I had just been taking pics from habit and was not going to publish this.